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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...

jayennachristine 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

trick or treat...or anal?

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jayennachristine 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

trick or treat...or anal?

wordygirl 11

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

That must have been the scariest trick or treater you will ever open your door for.

bxjxj 20

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:33

Was his name Mitch?

WCARlover 34

Sunday 1 November 2015 18:52

I'm shocked you're the only one who referenced how I met your mother..that's what I thought of immediately!

2ndChanceBob86 9

Sunday 1 November 2015 19:47

Me too! Lol. Looks like this is the 1 time out of 3 it didn't work.

olpally 32

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:35

Call the cops... Pretty sure that's illegal to trick or treat in your birthday suit.

strugglingatlife 14

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:38

That's horrible! It's scary to think there are people like that out with kids on halloween...

MyWierdCat 18

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:39

Haha

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:44

Was he doing the "invisible man" routine? *** And: Why so you say "naked" like it's a bad thing? Life is short -- party naked.

highwayman 9

Sunday 1 November 2015 16:01

It coulda been a treat for ya...j/s

HotFrosty 14

Sunday 1 November 2015 16:03

Don't let him in.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 2 November 2015 6:04

No shit

Tomedn 16

Sunday 1 November 2015 16:05

Did you scream?

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