Miscellaneous: Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block... - FML

By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

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Frank155 5

Monday 15 February 2010 4:20

Poptarts in freezer?? WTF

movies12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:27

I've experienced that... just with a pot of water... and I broke my foot.

tlyn1122 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:36

How are u able to submit ur story. When I hit the change category button it takes me completely back out. Some1 help 

texas_justice 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:36

...that's nothing, one day I was reaching into my freezer for a big block of frozen meat and I knocked some poptarts out onto the floor and accidently stepped on them. the tragic thing was, they were not even the frozen kind of poptarts.

highsheep 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:00

YDI for having a toe.

jillz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:11

Sign from above. Not that far above, but still above enough to have fallen on your toe. Snack on something else. :p

trojandeath 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:21

C-C-C Cool...(x1)

omegakillswitch 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:29

happens to me all the time but my bones don't brake haha

madaddicted 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:37

O_O you put poptarts in your freezer? either i read wrong, you' re weird, or poptarts is something completely different in another language...........

mooshibear140 4

Monday 15 February 2010 5:41

WTF. YDI cuz you put poptarts in the freezer....crazy!

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