Miscellaneous: Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block... - FML

By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Glamorous...

By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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Ready for the grill!

By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Top comments

Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

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xx9wishywashy4xx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:51

why were the poptarts in the freezer in the first place?

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 0:52

who puts pop tarts in the freezer.

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:54

Some like them hot, Some like them cold, Some like them in the pot 9days old. But the last people are just insane so for the cause of sanity we will pretend they don't exist.

gewt 4

Monday 15 February 2010 0:53

Everyone keeps asking who puts Pop Tarts in the freezer, Eskimos put them in the freezer.

zebradude 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:35

Yeah, but an Eskimos freezer is just a cupboard.

beLegit 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:55

hahaha this belongs on MLIA

sexgoddest 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:57

poptarts in the frezzer?...You must have down syndrome! !!!...

gewt 4

Monday 15 February 2010 1:03

Pendatic, It's his brother?

jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 15 February 2010 0:59

Who puts Pop-Tarts on the freezer?

darkmis1 17

Monday 15 February 2010 1:03

See what happens when you eat meat?

fmivida1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

screw vegetarianism :) I LOVE me some meat!

buttshapedfruit 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:03

lmao!!! haha

Erindub 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:06

Every time I put anythinv in my freezer it get freezer burnt, even when its quadruple wrapped in freezer bags and stored in a container. I envy you for having a freezer thats worth a damn

mama2b3 20

Monday 15 February 2010 1:12

that freaking sucks im sorry :(

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