Miscellaneous: Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block... - FML

By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Glamorous...

By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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Ready for the grill!

By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

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sososuckmytoe 1

Monday 15 February 2010 6:01

Jeez, all this arguing over poptarts. Why do you give a crap if someone likes them frozen, who gives a shit if you think they go in the cupboard. They got their toe broken ass holes. You ******* would click YDI no matter how it happened to the OP, cause you have nothing better to do than be a dick.

champsof07 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:15

stupid ass! poptarts don't belong in a freezer :p

chicagochick 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:16

Why does she keep them in the freezer? I'm assuming that they are the Milkshake poptarts- they taste 10x better frozen! When the Strawberry Milkshake flavor first came out, a lady at the supermarket was giving free samples. I bought a box, and she said "Don't forget to store them in the freezer!" I can imagine a lot of other flavors that would taste good frozen as well.

laauurreen 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:17

omfg I have done the exact same thing!!!! it turned my toe purple

jenboe18 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:23

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grungecat 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:42

i must be the only one who sees this fml as one big sexual innuendo.

kyliebeatriz08 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:01

ouch

cathyran25 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:31

who puts poptarts in a freezer...????

kemar7856 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:46

u dont put pop tarts in the freezer???

arielradonski 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:58

poptarts in the freezer? haha

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