By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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SmeXikoE 3

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

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patsl 2

I hate it when I almost do that! It almost happens every time I tell the lunch person (it can be a guy) what I want!

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grudger 14

How do you get tongue tied saying goodbye? And say I love you instead

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xxfallencorpse 0

that's cute c: haha .

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Ziggity 1

When I read this, I laughed so hard I nearly cried. I can totally see that happening.

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ICallKyo 3

yeah, that sounds like a thing that happens

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mnae1622 10

How do you get "goodbye" and "I love you, boo" mixed up? They don't even sons close to the same or no where mar an accidental mix up!

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criley221 19

I don't know about you, OP, but I LOOOOVE pizza! Saying I love you to the pizza guy sounds like a perfectly acceptable response for someone who just brought you something SO DELICIOUS! LOL :)

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GeorgiaBea 28

I said that to my boss once... It happens

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