Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer.... - FML

By Sam - 21/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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By computergeek - 26/01/2010 21:25 - United States

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

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By helen - 10/05/2011 03:44

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

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Hyperfocused

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By mlowy - 09/05/2014 05:35 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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By stupidassgeek - 15/06/2016 13:22 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML

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ecilart 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:32

this isn't that bad, new hard drives are nice 8)

antbait11 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:33

or maybe only computer related things excite you

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Yayap_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:04

27: Dude, Costco samples are the shit. I get hungry just thinking about them :) As for the FML... it took me three read-throughs to figure out why you were saying FML. Seriously, new RAM and HD? That's awesome. If you feel that sorry for yourself then get out there and do something! When I'm bored or unhappy I sometimes just take walks at the nearby marina and watch the city lights reflect on the water from across the lake. Find something to appreciate in life and appreciate it!

Joe2794 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:06

These realization FMLs need to stop.

asdfqwert09 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:39

andrew???

K1RK 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:03

Dude, HDDs and RAM are awesome. You really shouldn't give a crud about what people think of you, I don't and I find life much more enjoyable than when I did. If someone thinks you're 'uncool' and 'lame', really, why does it matter?

Carribu 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:34

#2, just GTFO this site then. This is about how people's lives suck and this guy's life apparently sucks. If they seem repetitive in form, they're going to be. Duh. @ OP - Don't worry. I get excited when I get new computer stuff too. :)

blamdarot 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:26

^5 We should start a club.

Neuroin 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:23

I'd say that's something to get excited about, I'd kill for more memory XP

Nanax_x 6

Friday 3 July 2009 9:58

This isn't an fml. I would be happy getting that too.

danny_ 0

Monday 13 July 2009 14:51

cool send it this way so i can play someone tf2..

railfan_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:57

i would be excited too. it's good to be a geek

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Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

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