Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer....

By Sam - 21/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

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Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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By computergeek - 26/01/2010 21:25 - United States

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

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By helen - 10/05/2011 03:44

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

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Hyperfocused

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By mlowy - 09/05/2014 05:35 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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By stupidassgeek - 15/06/2016 13:22 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML

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ecilart 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:32

this isn't that bad, new hard drives are nice 8)

antbait11 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:33

or maybe only computer related things excite you

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tamberine 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:33

that's not a big deal dude.

deathstory_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:34

if this is an fml then my life must b pretty ****** up as well

penguin1123 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 13:31

haha. if it makes you feel any better, I got excited when I got my new binder for school. (:

DTOWNgirl 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:54

haha u need to get laid bad

astriofou 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:10

Hey i find this very interesting for a nerd like me i cant help it ;3 i find computers to be a turn on.

sasperiin 1

Monday 18 July 2011 14:27

you sound like my boyfriend. :/

mrlopez 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 13:14

This begs the definition of "turn it on and hear the drive spin up", instead of you being turned on and being driven sexy crazy by a gal.

MissSMC 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 7:55

Lmao my bf just called to tell me his just came in the mail he was pretty excited too

alexk92 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:44

I'm excited with yah xD

lalaney 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 23:33

There's too much bad in the world to complain when something in your life makes you happy. Embrace it and quit bitching.

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

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