Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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Same thing different taste

By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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Haunting

By right - 02/08/2013 14:08 - United Kingdom - Weymouth

Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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By sa la vash - 14/03/2015 08:22 - Netherlands

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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theonex17 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:00

Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that

torio123 27

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:59

doesn't matter had sex...?

Comments

SWC_Penguin 17

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:36

Next time you're about to ****** just grab his head and yell "MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!"

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 28 December 2013 4:00

hump daaayyy. ye-ahhh

shaytards_fml 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:20

next time make camel noises too and freak him out ;)

robertd73 24

Saturday 28 December 2013 8:08

What does the camel say?

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:31

Does the camel having a stroke have camel toe?

jefrey 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:38

hmmm how he knows how a camel face looks like when its having a stroke? he is from kuwait?

annoyedweirdo 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:40

Say he looks like Rocky Denise taking a sh*t

CrazyMelvin 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 4:06

How does he know what a camel having a stroke looks like?

Exconn 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 4:21

"camel stroke" is a term used in the show The League. It's just referring to the face someone makes when they have an ******. It's not a good or bad thing, so I hope you read this and stop being mad at him, lol.