By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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Ninjerman 7

Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you

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Chelserser 20

Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)

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wassup388 25

I hope you broke up with him after this. There are plenty of boys out there and I'm sure you'll find one that actually cares for you

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MarkGaus 12

Get a hooker with aids to sleep with him

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amberdea404 28

I've seen this post before a little while back. It could have happened or you could have just copied an old one...

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orsombre_fml 11

OP, no one, male or female, deserves to be treated like that. He is a jerk and you don't deserve him in your life. Go and find a real man.

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rebeccacmlc 22

Don't you rather mean he doesn't deserve her in his life ?

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middlenamefrank 8

Men are never going to admit to their friends that they have actual feelings. It's just male bonding bullshit. You know the truth.

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Manic1 13

tell him you own a vibrator because he isn't enough, see how he likes that.

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SS 31

Problem is, if he is only in a relationship for selfish reasons like this, then I doubt he would really care.

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StupidUsername89 23

Wow sorry op

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sparkledoge 29

Tell him you're leaving him because sometimes dating him just isn't good enough.

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