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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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By SrslyD00d - 11/07/2023 10:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML

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Ninjerman 7

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:34

Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you

Chelserser 20

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:35

Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)

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shannon2348 14

Saturday 26 October 2019 19:43

are you sure he's your boyfriend and not just someone you have sex with? if he's truly your boyfriend I hope you called him out on what he said.

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