By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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Ninjerman 7

Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you

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Chelserser 20

Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)

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SailorKelly 7

Buy a vibrator and "accidentally" leave it in view next time he comes over. If he questions it just say, "well sometimes sex just isn't good enough."

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ThatSupaNerd 5

You mean over heard your ex boyfriend right? Or if not hopefully it was just a joke?

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drrobotnik1 18

the filter's smart enough to flag comments saying fmls are fake. can we add "you mean ex-boyfriend/girlfriend" to that list please ? it really clutters up the place.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Run. Fast and far.

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Fureq 4

I was waiting for the you mean ex boyfriend op comments

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ratboy07 10

Knowing many guys, some are embarrassed to be in a serious relationship. He was probably bullshitting with a buddy of his, hope so OP

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Hop6e 22

What a jerk. I'm so sorry, hope you find someone a lot better soon, you sure deserve it.

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BloodyGlass 10

*walks up to him* "Guess you're back to jerking, **** face." :D

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Tyguy823 14

Find someone that will say they're dating you brave you're their best friend or they can't live without you not because jerking off isn't good enough for them.

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