By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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Ninjerman 7

Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you

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Chelserser 20

Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)

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Bryce8 11

Unless it was a joke (Most likey) you should dump him then, the relationship wont last long since he doesn't care all that much for you. Best thing to do is just talk to him about it.

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PANDORUM89 21

it won't last long? it lasted TWO YEARS, what's long in your book?

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karbiee 15

that hand will be his new best friend now.

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lostandconfused9 12

Well on the plus it means you're obviously not horrible in bed?

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mellem16 13

The only "not good enough" is him.

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Insanemf18 12

I would honestly suggest dumping a creep like that if he doesn't see you as special and invaluable then he doesn't deserve you good luck I live in ny and I hate most of the girls here XD

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barlos88 19

Must have been a bad joke, jerking off ain't never good enough...

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lvg_fml 10

Even if he was joking that's horrible. I truly hope you dump his ass and find someone who appreciates you

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RedPillSucks 31

if he's just using you as a duck buddy, then its time to move on unless you're ok with this.

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expertsmilee 26

Butt duck buddies are awesome!

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Morning_fml 22

Idk man I think OP's boyfriend was just joking. You know, guy humour he shares with his bros. No need to dump him since you can't really tell emotion apart when you're explaining online.

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