Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease....

By Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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aliassadyahya 4

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion

EverestMelting 23

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.

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EverestMelting 23

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:15

keep him til after Christmas at least

gatorclay97 28

Tuesday 4 November 2014 3:43

Her boyfriend prefers digital pussy ;)

RollingCakes 21

Monday 3 November 2014 23:53

Sorry OP, don't take it too personally. He was probably too focused on the gif to notice or maybe he just wasn't in the mood.

sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:16

I think you just summarized the reasons why it's an FML for OP

Xandrick 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:45

A strange thing....if a woman is not in the mood, the proper thing is to excuse her without fuss (which I totally understand), and any show of frustration from the man means that he's a lowly Neanderthal who lets his penis run his life. But when a man is not in the mood, he's not excused, and a woman's anger and frustration is somehow justified. RollingCakes' negative comment rating is an example of this.

LuckBeNimble 19

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:52

not necessarily, I think the general "outrage" at her BF is because she was trying to do something nice for him and he dismissed it, not the fact that he isn't sex-crazed; for instance, if a guy had tried to surprise his GF with something nice and she couldn't care less we'd call her a bit of a bitch, intentions notwithstanding.