By I don't condome that, babe - 24/07/2014 20:51 - United States - Lutz

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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jmfreee 16

Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

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Meggston 17

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

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chosha_fml 26

Before you dump him, shave off his eyebrows while he's sleeping.

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slyde32 12

you're only supposed to shave one off, that way he deals with only having one eye brow, or he's forced to shave the other off himself

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dryn_fml 1

knee him in the groin, then explain he no longer needs contraception

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nicogeno 2

Ok who else had to look up what contraception was

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NyxWrath 20

if you have to look it up, you're either too young to know or you don't make use of it

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hms12407 4

You're awesome Laura! Keep that chin up! And dump the asshole

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