By I don't condome that, babe - 24/07/2014 20:51 - United States - Lutz

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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jmfreee 16

Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

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Meggston 17

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

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sabian4life 8

think positive maybe he thinks ur so pretty he wants to pull out and well....

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bravesgirl55 11

Dump his ass and find a man who knows you're beautiful! Mean people suck!

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jescileigha 0

i wouldve walked in there and kicked him in the nuts and been like 'hows that for a contraceptive bitch?'

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yorkie0333 13

Time to dump his butt

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weirdoscout 7

I know how you feel same thing has happened to me and we have the same name

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CB_LAZ3 11

If he's your boyfriend then why would you be the Laura he's talking about? I just don't see how anyone can date someone they are determined to NEVER be sexually active with

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Sweet_Visions 13

.__. Wow. Leave him ASAP.

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worldclassrager 39

That should be between you two...you never know what his friends may say

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SatinsNightmares 17

Tell him that the real contraception is that most of his dick is in his attitude and not where it should be.

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QueenofWheels 13

Well now you know he isn't with you for your looks or sex.

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