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Exhausted

By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 535

You deserved it 24 310

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 856

You deserved it 4 309

Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 311

You deserved it 558

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 818

You deserved it 4 718

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 689

You deserved it 32 918

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 777

You deserved it 5 219

By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 457

You deserved it 4 336

By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 282

You deserved it 8 774

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 619

You deserved it 43 665

By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 051

You deserved it 6 556

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 943

You deserved it 3 127

colton_colton 49

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP

ChawanKiti 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?

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colton_colton 49

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP

badluckross 21

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:59

I'm sure the robber will get caught if he/she isn't able to see somebody is sleeping on the couch.. I doubt they even checked if anybody was in any of the rooms. OP YDI for not taking action, even more so because you fell back asleep.

Kamon97 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:31

This is why I sleep with a baseball bat behind my bed

ash0158 15

Friday 25 July 2014 0:54

Too bad bats behind beds don't help when you're on your couch.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 25 July 2014 6:20

That's okay, OP, I go to sleep when I don't feel like dealing with things too.

hystericsky 11

Friday 25 July 2014 11:05

I sleep with my replica elder wand on my nightstand. It makes me feel better..

Gingerette 8

Friday 25 July 2014 18:14

I try to keep a fixed blade knife in every room of the house, and under my pillow.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Friday 25 July 2014 21:03

OP needs to become a ninja. Then he can attack in his sleep.

Damafia 19

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

Talk about being a heavy sleeper.

shudson186 17

Friday 25 July 2014 5:30

The bright side is OP wasn't robbed of a couch.

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Friday 25 July 2014 5:45

OP must have been super tired, how do you fall back asleep after being startled like that?!

YawMoney 14

Friday 25 July 2014 11:23

OP was probably very tired

Sports_guy3 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:12

#63 And #74, it says "extremely tired" in the FML

ChawanKiti 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?

MrConcise 34

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:05

He was already being robbed of material possessions, the last thing OP wants is to be robbed of his nap as well.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:22

Or robbed of his life

subhaan786 19

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

Some people sleep through earthquakes, you slept through a robbery.

meepingoreos 6

Friday 25 July 2014 4:31

I slept through a rocket launch into space. The whole trailer shook and I slapped my dad in the face when he woke up.

TM24D 15

Friday 25 July 2014 8:55

Wth

dammityou 10

Friday 25 July 2014 13:03

he lives near cape Canaveral fl

Sudokori 13

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:37

Oh a guy is stealing all my stuff? Possibly with guns or a very big knife? Possibly getting stabbed/shot? **** that I'm going back to sleep

DARKDAY07 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:38

see you need to sleep with a gun so you dont have time to fall back asleep and ydi for fallimg asleep i mean it was a potentially life threatening situation no excuse not matter how tired

Godsofdracos 15

Friday 25 July 2014 0:03

Your spelling and grammar is a potential life-threatening situation...

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 25 July 2014 0:48

A gun would have just escalated things to a whole new level. OP didn't get hurt and only lost material objects that, no matter the price, can be replaced. Unlike a life.

DARKDAY07 16

Friday 25 July 2014 3:16

well the sleep with a gun was a joke because lets face it thats just stupid to do and yes my spelling and grammar do suck because i have big thumbs and click the wrong key sometimes so sue me

tymarie2012 31

Friday 25 July 2014 5:26

Sue you? Ok ;)

hystericsky 11

Friday 25 July 2014 11:09

I sleep with a replica of the Elder Wand in Harry Potter on my nightstand. I find it a comfortable substitute to a gun. I also have my sonic screwdriver on my bookshelf. I'm sufficiently armed.