By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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thepersonyouknow 9

They were probably trying to do it without being jerks

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TrueTriage 16

Boyfriend: Babe I need to talk to you about something OP: Me too! But first a magic trick! Boyfriend: Ok..? OP; Abra, Kadabra, you're single. Bitch.

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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he and your mom are... Well... You know... UGH YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER OP

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lonelyman36 12

Nice cowardly boyfriend you got there. If I were his mom I'd tell him to grow a pair and do it himself.

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kelseythompson 27

plan it out? why wouldn't he just come out and say it...

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Julianne_sings 10

Why would he discuss something like that with you in hearing range? Some people have no sense.

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maraka_musso_fml 16

Never date a momma's boy; never. Anyway, I don't think you're losing much. If he needs his mother to plan a break up, how will he manage when he'll get married or have kids...

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blessedbylife 6

it is a proven fact that a man who has a close relationship with his mother is more likely to treat a woman better. besides with a mommas boy you know your important if he puts you before her

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Kk_Waylen24 21

Dump him first! And make it embarrassing, like in public:)

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CanadianCutie22 16

that's terrible ! he's not worth keeping around

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