By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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thepersonyouknow 9

They were probably trying to do it without being jerks

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TrueTriage 16

Boyfriend: Babe I need to talk to you about something OP: Me too! But first a magic trick! Boyfriend: Ok..? OP; Abra, Kadabra, you're single. Bitch.

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fCkLoveJustEat 6

Well, that's a family of assholes right there.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

He could've just been looking for advice, y'know...

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Royo24 11

You can never trust stepmoms, OP. Hope you find someone with nicer parents.

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QuinnyZebrass 11

Where did you get stepmoms from?

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Mr_Satan 11

You didn't hear? Marriage is out, and girlfriend is now legally binding. Trust me, you can't put it on the internet if it's not true.

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bazingabitches 17

That's horrible. So sorry op. But dump his ass.

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Talooka 10

Now you can plan an epic response. Hit'em where it hurts most - his ego

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McNikk 15

That might be kind of harsh. Did you not consider that maybe he has a good reason to break up?

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KLeePrice 11

They obviously have been together for awhile if she thought marriage. If anything, he shouldn't be talking to his mother about breaking up but to his girlfriend about what bothers him.

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Talooka 10

Lol yeah, I guess. Just the way she said "planning something for me" and how she thought it was marriage led me to assume that they were excited about it

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Wow. Break up with the crazies Hun you don't need that in your life

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perdix 29

Something sounds vaguely creepy about this mother-son convo. Do we have any Freudians out there with some analysis?

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evilplatypus 38

Looks like a reasonable adult seeking advice from someone he loves and trusts.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Personal experience?

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blessedbylife 6

its smart to seek a womans perspective when dealing with with another, especially when trying to find a proper way to end a relationship

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M3DIC4T3 29

How is that payback? The best payback is for him to see OP happy and successful without him, and his meddling mother.

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Zeishah 26

well op, you wouldnt want such a mamas boy anyway.

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