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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By -.- - 13/04/2014 22:16 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 2:19

Your asshole of a dad got married. Why can't you?

xelle_garfieldx 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:17

keep your head up hon

Comments

Kat7595 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:49

Don't say that. Be positive, I'm sure you're an awesome guy. :)

quontag 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:21

I understand that actors that are stars on movies and TV shows usually have relations with co-stars. Perhaps you should try that.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:34

Dating sites? Don't be so hard on yourself...you'll find someone...

ohdaniellaa 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:48

my dad has said worst hun

_anbu_85 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:54

any GIRLS wanna "talk" just msg me (;

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:36

Are you OP?

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:42

Please stop.

5sonic 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:59

Can we all just look at his name omgggg

Whatapuffchild 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:00

you gotta very pretty to seduce a guy...

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:27

Say hello to Chris Hansen for me.

xkbz510 13

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:21

There's always someone for everyone. It'll take time. It may not be now, or in the past, or any time soon. But it will come when the times come. Just keep yo head up, smile, and be confident in yourself. Don't let your dad discourage you.