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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By -.- - 13/04/2014 22:16 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 617

By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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You deserved it 5 933

lilhellian 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:19

Your asshole of a dad got married. Why can't you?

xelle_garfieldx 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:17

keep your head up hon

Comments

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:28

"Girls are like buses... miss one, next 15 ones coming." -GucciMane You'll find the right one soon.

thisgirl97 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:28

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder OP, don't give up to quickly!!!

olpally 32

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:29

Thanks dad... What a jerk!

mmm666 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:29

How sad. Don't listen to such a rude person.

BulldogHoops 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:34

Well, better set up your profile!

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:37

So, you're a cheerleader, huh? Can you do the splits? Hey, how about a picture? Maybe, I'll come visit you on my private jet. Rawr!

ManInTheMachine 19

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:27

I'm sure you'd rather the visit s/he payed involved being "on" your "private jet", if you know what I mean.

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:46

#50, heh-heh, maybe I'll drop in the OP after my GQ photo shoot that raises awareness of my charity foundation that cures cancer in puppies and kittens.

Grauncho 27

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:51

Then you know what you have to do.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:54

Move out?

freesitter 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:13

Kill his dad and take his wife, he's not deserving....oh ugh never mind...

AngelSpit 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:16

Oedipal complex much?

MlleMC_fml 19

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:51

Guess what? There are different types of people because everyone has different tastes. So unless you're not human (and even then... :P), there are people who actually like your type.