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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 17:15 - United States - Kent

Spicy
Today, I overheard my ex bragging to his buddies about how freaky his new girlfriend is, what with her animal tail butt plugs and such. Towards the end of our relationship, he called me disgusting for suggesting we spice things up with handcuffs. FML
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srhearrell 21

Well, good riddance then. I certainly wouldn't stick around that kind of guy.

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flopstar 21

I bet he is just saying that, you know him well enough that it is probably a lie if he could not even handle handcuffs.

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waleedma 18

Hmmm why are you interested what he says!!!

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manuwish 9

you were the kind he wanted his parents to meet, she's the kind he'll talk dirty with his friends about. why fyl, be glad you're not that kind of girl, op, or would you think it's cool to have your private bedroom stories laughed about in public? or someone tell his friends about what a filthy kinky skanky whorish **** you are in the bedroom? does that sound good to you op?

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darkangel7410 17

Not gonna lie. If i were in similar circumstances i'd have gone and told his friends that fact. Made it out like he was scared of hand cuffs. >.> That shit don't fly with me.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

He had already checked out. Don't worry about him.

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