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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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You deserved it 3 230

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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You deserved it 22 098

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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You deserved it 1 320

By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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You deserved it 13 394

By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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You deserved it 49 049

By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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You deserved it 28 445

By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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rabiesss 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:56

messed up :/

Marzee 14

Monday 13 June 2011 15:57

FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.

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kellysmith69 1

Monday 13 June 2011 17:37

I actually hope she is now your ex girlfriend. how disrespectful and hurtful.

kaybae23 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:37

that's ****** up, I'd dump her shes the bitch!

Igshmia 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:39

The answer? Simple..Smack A Hoe

redrat 5

Monday 13 June 2011 17:41

why would she say that it is good that your mom died u should kick her to the curb because that is effed up

xInMyDreams 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:48

dang.. as a girlfriend, she should at least have tried to know your mother of more than a 'bitch' it's low of her

redhead07 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:49

dump her ass!

Georgiee1998 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:51

Dump that bitch!... Oh I'm sorry for your loss :)

Cheez_Puffzzz 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:01

Ouch.....

briannac1 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:02

No she's the bitch! I hope you dumped her!!! so sorry about your loss :(

mezochan 29

Monday 13 June 2011 18:10

Ditch the bitch!

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