Miscellaneous: Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived... - FML

By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML

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21yearoldvirgin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:56

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:15

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

collegegrad2009 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:23

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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BigBossdanny 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 15:47

so? ask him to stfu or get staff members... pussy...

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 28 November 2011 4:34

Drunk people, what can ya do?

thepersephone666 11

Tuesday 17 November 2015 21:51

You could have just gotten your money back...

Kaseyclark24 4

Friday 15 July 2016 20:39

Next time just tell him to be quiet so you can enjoy the movie. Simple as that

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