By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

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collegegrad2009 0

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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IshitCAKES 0

Well who the hell goes to see a movie an hour b4 it starts? freak.

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SayPeanuts 29

What an insightful, well thought out and mature comment.

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yaddayaddayadda 0

you deserved it because you paid to see wolverine.

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Jesus. It's Wolverine. There is NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING wrong with Wolverine. There is, however, something wrong with you.

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KEVINPASH 0

I'm sorry because I think i might have been that drunk guy

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louisianagrrrrl 0

You could have asked him to please be quiet, and if he still wouldn't shut up complain to the theater manager and have him thrown out. YDI if you didnt try to do anything about it for 2 hours...but if it cheers you up, I saw that movie yesterday and it wasn't very good.

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mandyc 0

its okay, that movie sucked dicks anyway.

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Roddsy 0

aws. that sucks. couldn't the cinema ushers have done something about it? ;s i was going to go see that movie, haven't yet though. ;o

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JeffroGymnast 0

This is where you make good use of the ol' falcon punch =]

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AirPegasusXC 0

wow THAT SUCKS!

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kingsolomon89 0

that movie was pretty shitty, i downloaded online. some of the cgi was missing but i could imagine what it would have looked like, wasn't anything special.

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