By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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kamikaze_fml 0

HAHA, well its true.. FIRST!!!!!OMG ROFLCOPTER LOLZZZZ MAD!!!!!!!@1111@1khrjo32hyuroi2hyroiu3 DJKLQGHE;RWOQHG;TOEUHWQTGOUEWHQGOHEO;WANGVDNAFO;DSAFDAS

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panda_rectum 0

Well, what exactly did she do then? Is she a dried up old hag? And if she did the ol Cleveland Steamer, i wouldn't consider that cheating. Thats good old fashioned fun. :P

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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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killdozer1 2

And non-kids who believe in some supernatural force that makes sure that any bad actions will bite you in the ass by completely unrelated means.

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ninjakitty254 23

Karma is explained by science, every action has an equal reaction. Chances are something is gonna happen to the bitch, and it's not gonna be pretty.

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TehButterz 8

Seriously 193? that's not explaining karma, it explains force

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steph_darling 0

since when is that not cheating? xD and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween

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Demon_Squirtle 0

That has to be the worst excuse ever I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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