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Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base
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HAHA, well its true.. FIRST!!!!!OMG ROFLCOPTER LOLZZZZ MAD!!!!!!!@1111@1khrjo32hyuroi2hyroiu3 DJKLQGHE;RWOQHG;TOEUHWQTGOUEWHQGOHEO;WANGVDNAFO;DSAFDAS
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Show it anywaywow.
well technically ...
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
And non-kids who believe in some supernatural force that makes sure that any bad actions will bite you in the ass by completely unrelated means.
Seriously 193? that's not explaining karma, it explains force
since when is that not cheating? xD and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween
That has to be the worst excuse ever I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
Oh wow... That is f'd...
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Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."