Money: Today, I paid $50 to go to a war museum. It was so boring that...

By Sara - 25/02/2016 07:39 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I paid $50 to go to a war museum. It was so boring that I fell asleep standing up, lost my balance and faceplanted the floor right in front of our tour guide. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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Thursday 25 February 2016 17:55

It could've been worse, you could've been in the bayonet section!

ryan9395 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:03

Dress up like the time period and nap in the battle display, no one would even notice!

Comments

gentleman54 8

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:15

Man down

XxPojoxX 17

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:18

That's some trippy shit

trellz17 19

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:25

It probably wasn't THAT boring, I think you were just tired.

saffy66 34

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:26

I have been in a similar situation. Fortunately it was a free entry museum and the tour was complementary. The guide was really knowledgable, but just went on and on at each exhibit. I just walked away...

aliciousness116 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:49

If I were you, I wouldn't have picked myself back up. ?

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:14

That's impressive

htownpostman 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:16

Why were u standing still? If it was so boring, you'd keep walking to the next display...

TeasinDaNoobs 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:22

Just picture this made me laugh

914smv 18

Thursday 25 February 2016 22:26

why did you go then?

AdamTodddBrown 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 22:35

You know you can just leave, right? You could even express that you were dissatisfied and ask for your money back. Why stick with something that was that boring to you? Dumbass