Animals: Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying...

By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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Funtime!

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Primitive art

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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unrose 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:23

at least cats have cute paws.

sex_and_drugs 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:22

ha win

Comments

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:30

it not fml cause cats are awesome

melissa333jade 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:20

wtf dooes cooment moderated mean????????

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:32

Now you can play blue's clues. Cat Version.

ironmanftw 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:58

purple's clues might fit better.

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:46

I think you mean magenta

Just_Peed 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:35

oh, I didn't know BARNEY was MAGENTA. MAGENTA?-.- Sorry I've had a long day..THANK YOU>:/ c:

MrXerxes5 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:39

Purple's Clues! Find the purple pussy now known as Purple Waffle.

SammLikesTurtles 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:43

thats actually really awesome..

sarebear950 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:31

haha it is! I want that in my house..

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:44

do you not like purple?

tbone666 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:44

Omg your daughters gonna love it ;D

AnimalLover1031 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:50

Aww lol you should follow the paw prints around to see where the cat went.

Moobug 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:11

Haha! I'd think of doing that too... the secret lives of cats.

richard121212 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:04

Barney was in your house?! RUN!!!!!

llZombiell 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:06

lol my cat did the same thing to me white white paint on hardwood floors.

Lapeul 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:21

That actually sounds pretty cool.

yumsugarr 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:12

he's sure left his mark in your lives (:

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