Animals: Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying...

By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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Funtime!

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Primitive art

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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unrose 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:23

at least cats have cute paws.

sex_and_drugs 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:22

ha win

Comments

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:18

and that my friend, is why you don't let your cat in the room you are currently painting. YDI

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:19

that will be a interesting story to tell the carpet cleaners. :P

demetrius19 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:25

bad cat!

tireskid 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:10

you are the hottest les I've ever seen. wow

sarebear950 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:33

bad pussyXD

xXCODGODXx 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:22

wats ur #ur ******* sexy

xXCODGODXx 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:24

by the way i have a huge penis

AnimalLover1031 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:09

^Wtf ....

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:27

What i take away from this is; Why the **** would you paint your daughters room "Barney Purple"

TheMonica 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:11

Many young girls like the color purple, and therefore want their room to be purple?

Just_Peed 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:38

I know I want my room Barney purple..or spongebob yellow...Garfield orange??

AcidRaen 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:34

YDI. you could have opened the window in the room so you could paint with the door closed to keep the cat out and if there was no way you could do that then you could have put the cat in a room for a couple of hours