By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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perdix 29

Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.

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saint_jimmy 0

Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?

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very_ugly_girl 0

Best time to cheat. If your girlfriend found out you cheated on her, you can say it was apart of your job since you are a slave to your ex.

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jakeisawake 3

This could be an FML because he can't stand his ex, so why would you want to cheat? Being a slave doesn't give him the right to cheat anyways; he could tell the bitch to back the **** off if that's what she wanted out of him. I know I would. There is a reason she's an ex.

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banana_buddy 6

I believe the real question is why wouldn't he want to cheat. you'd have to be gay to give up an opportunity to have a 3 way with 2 hot chicks.

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jakeisawake 3

I am pretty sure his girlfriend wouldn't be down with him ******* another chick. Besides, who the **** said they were both hot?

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ZeeBest86 6

who said the ex wants to ****? it would make more sense for her to spend a little extra cash to make him her slave for the day and humiliate the shit out of him...I'm just sayin...

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very_ugly_girl 0

Best time to cheat. If your girlfriend found out you cheated on her, you can say it was apart of your job since you are a slave to your ex.

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SharkyShark 5

I foresee either great pain or great pleasure. Or both. Sounds kinky.

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30STMluvva 0

OP is from Leicestershire? Well that makes total sense then :)

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DakotaCat 4

I thought slavery was abolished

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KoRnLeader 0

I thought I told you to make me a sammich

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ImFreeFalling 0

For the first time i actually have nothing to say. Except FYL OP.

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CondomSense 4

I guess OP is a slave to his own ambitions

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sweet_candy_ 17

You should have known the consequences before entering.

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