Love: Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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You deserved it 8 355

By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By 1)rooping 1=lower - 25/08/2023 22:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML

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You deserved it 207

By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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You deserved it 28 403

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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You deserved it 506

By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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You deserved it 24 837

By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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You deserved it 17 196

By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

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You deserved it 8 080

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 131

perdix 29

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:47

Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.

saint_jimmy 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:42

Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?

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guitar0501 0

Friday 10 December 2010 8:40

why did your gflet your ex out bid her?

Dominiricanmamii 0

Friday 10 December 2010 11:11

if yuh have a GF y wud yuh even think about doing some dumb shxt like dhat ? Ur an idiot -_____-

Fuzzfoot 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:42

2 fat chicks - P.I.M.P.

arminium 0

Friday 10 December 2010 19:15

Did she turn around and buy another guy afterwards?

TwiztedCandyman 0

Friday 10 December 2010 20:09

"tell her to bugger off" made my day.

zepirothica 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:22

You shouldn't enter in something like that if you aren't single, captain dickmove.

RndmMagician 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:44

Wow.... enough said

Angi95 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:25

At least it goes to charity.

KataraTheBender 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:16

Dude that sucks

paulvstoaster 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:11

Suck if you were black. Threesum??

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