Health: Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two... - FML

By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - 23/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 14:01

Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML

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By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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Joshoa123 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

Slow down on the soda?

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

guess it's time ro start drinking water

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ashpaige93 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:26

dude...consider urself lucky...I know it hurts worse for a guy...but I have kidney disease and get at least 1 a month and may have to have a kidney transplant...I'm only 18. Fml.

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:27

:-(

jerilyn333a 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:51

I'm sorry op! Maybe you should start drinking some more water. I had 9 bladder infections in one year.

vencenso 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:44

I have passed two and I'm only 15 I thought I had a UTI but I went to the doc and she told me it was my kidney stones

cm424love 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:04

My dads kidney stone put him in the hospital numerous times, and my dad NEVER goes to the hospital. Like, once, he had a deep cut and refused to go to the hospital, he stitched it up himself, but kidney stones literaly kill him.

hersheybar100 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:09

You realize it has nothing to do with ur age right? my friend is 14 and she already passed a few kidney stones! But im sorry op my friend said it hurt like HELL

Trent_21 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:22

water is you friend. quit with all the energy drinks

kitsune3 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:12

OUCH. Might wanna get some professional medical advice. Go see your doc asap and let him/her know. Chances are your doc can tell you what you need to do to prevent it.

jnavafb 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:58

lucky at least you get prescribed Vicodin

citygurlsleeps11 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:40

That suxs. Feel better. Drink more water.

cdragon 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:03

water and cranberry juice should help that go away

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