Health: Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two... - FML

By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - 23/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 14:01

Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML

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By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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Joshoa123 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

Slow down on the soda?

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:52

guess it's time ro start drinking water

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Bubble14 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:06

I had a kidney stone was I was 6 years old.....

HFCcheer143 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:25

if it makes you feel any better im 13 and ive passed 5 in 2 months

Meaningless 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:30

You don't have to be old to get a kidney stone.

bengalsbaby13 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:47

25- uhhhhhm no, just as painful if not more. Welcome to my life, I've had this and I'm only 17. I don't drink soda and don't drink coffee or eat candy neither do I have a high sodium intake. They've said if you can pass a kidney stone, you'll breeze through child birth haha

someone3225 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:52

Drink more water or go to a doctor if u keep having them

clynnc19 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:08

Oh no! That sucks so bad. I'm sorry :(

InTheLineOfFire_fml 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:32

uummmm i get kidney stones about every 3 months. multiple kidney stones. sooo ill take 3 in two years over the many i get every few months.

oops_im_fucked 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:13

Sorry idk why It posted twice...

smexehXredhead0 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:58

Damn, that sucks! Drink more water. That'll definitely help.

ltsune 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:13

Happen to one of my friends. Only once, but he said it hurt like heck. Feel sorry for you, OP!

lynsaloo 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:21

I've had 5.. im only 19

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