By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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Kbuzy 0

****. that's your fault bitch and you got some shithole friends

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winslow310560 0

so you screw up by lying and think you deserve an FML?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I agree, RBG. If this would have happened to me, I would have known that I deserved it-- whether under-age or not.

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Skallhatha 5

This is, on no counts, a FYL situation. You drank too much, passed out, got drawn on by your idiot friends, and now you have to face the consequences of your actions. Stop bitching about a bit of ink (which, by the way, is really easy to wash off) and grow up. YDI.

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cali425 0

I agree with 114 OP just stop whining & suffer the consequences of ur actions

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scooter69 0

should have taken your shoes off bro lol

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thescyphozoa 6

how the hell does this have 1229 FYL's?

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nat2013 3

try using nail polish remover...

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doubledamn89 0

HAHAHaHAHAHA that's what you get for 1 lying to your dad, 2 getting piss faced drunk around people who would draw penises and Nazi signs on your face in permanent marker...I guess that's it. haha op

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