By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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Comments

Doribella98 14

Maybe you should have looked first? :-/

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

At least you dont have a mole anymore. They are freaking nasty.

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

At least you dont have a mole anymore. They are freaking nasty.

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Nekro_kat 1

Wow! You couldnt feel your nail digging into your flesh? You were on something lol

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perdix 29

How long did it take you to pick off 6.022 x 10^23 of anything to start the bleeding in the first place? Or was it some kind of tiny little spy?

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darkmis1 17

Gah! The numbers! They make my brain hurt! Seriously though OP, how could you not know that was a mole and not a bug? I'm pretty sure you would've had to notice it before, unless you never look in the mirror.

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bubblekitty 1

Imagine if you had more than 1 moles that looked like bugs

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coltsrock37 15

Now you can act tough and say you got shot

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