By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
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steph87_fml 0

As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

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Munchkin13 6

I've done that before but I would quickly realize it was a mole, not a bug. I can't believe you didn't notice till you bled.

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calichick3393 2

since when can u just pull off a mole that easil?

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crazygurlzz1 5

at least the moles gone!(:

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SadinSherman 16

Hopefully you are writing this from the E.R.

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immortal628 20

I once accidentally ripped a mole off in my sleep. When I woke up, my girlfriend pointed out the huge blood loss and it scared the living hell out of me. After a while of still bleeding, I found myself in my underwear asking my neighbors for help.

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jbaby7892 0

Hahaha! Does no one believe in the hospital anymore??

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TrollFeeder 10

Shit I didn't know moles came off that easy. You did kind of deserve it for not double checking.

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