Transportation: Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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griffins33 4

Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

That would totally be the highlight of my day

Potterhead1 3

Monday 30 January 2012 15:56

Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier

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chels2AM1R 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:17

Not gonna lie; I find it quite impressive you picked up your license with your toes...

templhan 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:59

You need an award because that's awesome!!

kansah 25

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:01

****** Aussies

husky22 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:11

so if this amazing event happened, y r u f-ing ur life? I'd be pretty dang happy if I'd done that!

mynameispickle 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:19

That's a good highlight be proud!

l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:25

OP, you're such a kid. :P I just want to squeeze your cheeks and kiss your forehead. I miss the simplicity of mastering seemingly trifling tasks. Did you show your friends your awesome new trick?! ;)

my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:23

Pics...or it didn't happen.

EffemmellXD 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:13

Pretty ninja if you ask me

tluscher 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:48

i wish i could do this..

williamh327 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:06

Dude dats awesome! I wish i cud do dat...

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