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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 526
You deserved it 10 465

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MyMuse7 0

lol tell him to "**** off" in Portuguese. :)

makenna2011 6

lol next time you pick up use a different language

Comments

lead him on hard and then. say you don't go for people with such annoying jobs!

Heidyslifesuckss 0

lmfaoooooooo awww sucksss , i be getting my ghetto voice & tell them to stop ******* calling & it works (:

Your ghetto voice just makes you sound like an idiot - they stop calling because once you tell them to stop they have to put your name on their do not call list.

massie21492 0
skaterpaige 3

is that ur real eye in ur profile pic!? thats so cool!

haleyjoee 0

When I worked at a grocery store, there was this one Hispanic customer that discovered I could speak a little bit of Spanish because I said something like, "Hola, Como estas!" and for some idiotic reason told him I was a Spanish major in school (Not anymore!). This was when I was a freshman and I wasn't really fluent, but apparently he thought I was. Every time he came in the store after that, he would try to hold conversations with me in Spanish, and naturally, those were the times that I forgot how to say "I don't speak that much Spanish." It was rather annoying. I quit working that store and switched majors, so hopefully that won't happen to me anymore, lol.

EvilDave 13

No, don't do it. Klingon telemarketers are scary beings, you may be talking with one...

maybe she enhanced it to make it look more blue

I posted a comment in portuguese here that was saying in portuguese that you deserved it and congratulating you for knowing how to speak in portuguese...

I posted a comment in portuguese here that was saying in portuguese that you deserved it and congratulating you for knowing how to speak in portuguese...

when they call, pick up and act like their calling a suicide hotline or a sex operator. Act like you're a telemarketer from the same company. Or even better, answer and pretend to take a massive shit with strains, groans, and multiple flushes. Keeping saying yes, when they ask for your info just say yes. They'll either get mad, freaked out, or hang up.

aissie, do you have skype? Loads of fun to manipulate people over the phone.

yuh, but I don't use it anymore since the husband is home from over seas.