Intimacy: Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in... - FML

By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

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lilly1105 10

Monday 15 July 2013 23:47

Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

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Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:55

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

Karlijn22 5

Monday 15 July 2013 18:57

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

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Dame84 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:24

Stop watching **** thru app-osmosis?

DamnBobRoss 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:40

flick in' the bean!

rugger32 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:14

Honestly that's not a bad idea...might have to try that myself lol

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:22

in all fairness **** is far more interesting than the Bible

ex_stripper_jk 20

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:31

Honestly I know where OP is coming from because I watch a hell of a lot of **** myself. If you're a guy who watches a lot of ****, you're just a guy. If you're a girl who does the same, you're a freak.

Wringrose 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:49

I knew it. I knew there was a **** app.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:02

Reminds me of that picture I saw a while back - two billboards, one saying "Adult Bookstore" and the other with a picture of Jesus saying "Jesus is watching you." lol

srogue74 5

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:37

and this app is called????

meherm 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:39

Girl just watch the damn ****! Ain't no reason to be ashamed! (I do and I'm also a Christian)

jessaker 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:56

Just watch your **** girl!

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