Miscellaneous: Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly...

By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By halofever82 - 10/04/2021 08:00

Today, after ordering at a restaurant, the waitress suddenly began acting like a bitch to me, for no apparent reason. I later found out why: most people who order that particular meal tend to argue and whine about the price. I wasn’t going to. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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Confruzzled 10

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 19 July 2013 2:10

Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

Comments

Lil_pink 8

Friday 19 July 2013 6:25

Strange crowd

Treveyon56 14

Friday 19 July 2013 6:32

Wow 33 you handled that a lot different than I would have. I actually would knock my friend out if he acted any way like that and took my food. I'm just the type of person that hates when people try to say they're right without listening to reason.

BEButterfly 13

Friday 19 July 2013 6:37

Really? Some people have no shame!

mccrightp 29

Friday 19 July 2013 6:51

I said YDI because who cares what that obviously demented old gal thinks!?! The same goes for the other customers! The more I type, the less sense your story makes.

MidnightMusic53 37

Friday 19 July 2013 7:53

Actually, the more you type, the more idiotic you sound. You can't call OP a faker because something like that hasn't happened to you. The whole point of this site is to share strange occurrences that most other people do not experience themselves. That old lady could have had a number of problems. A lot of elderly people just tend to fall apart as they age. As for the rest of the crowd, you yourself just demonstrated how idiotic people can be when they don't know enough about a situation. To top it off, they're hungry. Hungry people tend to be quite cranky. Nobody deserves to be yelled at by a crazy old lady because they ordered the same meal, and then get glared at by a bunch of people who probably only heard the old lady call OP a thief and then jumped to the conclusion that OP had done something wrong and was therefore holding up the line as a result. I apologize for the rant, but I am really getting sick of people squealing about things being fake because nothing similar has happened to them.