Miscellaneous: Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film...

By comet5002 - 09/09/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Kylias 6

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:16

No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.

SlightlyGPirate 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:15

oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face

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reflectedsin 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:17

lol@gothic stereotypes It amuses me what people think about goths. I would have thrown the coffee at him, and place a "curse" on him and then say, "now clean that up!" Goths are actually awesome and down to earth, laid back people. I think that old fart is just paranoid that goths cast spells, making the world a bad place. Yes, because that makes logical sense! I mean, it's not the world problems or the economy that makes the world a bad place, it is goths and their "magic." It's ignorant people like him that make the world a shitty place.

AndelleRae 9

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:26

why is everyone bitching about the price of coffee? 5 dollars will get you the largest size cup of coffee, so I think the price is completely fair. OP, FYL, for sure. i'm glad I've never met people like this in my random outings. "Goth" people aren't really a problem anyway, but for you not to really be one and get treated like that is bullshit. I hope Starbucks comped you another drink.

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:30

u should have threw the drink in his face for being a stereotypical ass

mister_moops 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:46

ydi for taking it like a little bitch.

giggitygoo610 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:52

YDI for going to Starbucks.

fegd 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:53

I'm all for respecting the elderly but I'd TOTALLY have thrown the drink on him. Without thinking.

Drae54 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:54

I agree with #123.......you took that like a bitch. You could have done SOMETHANG back....

Lobotomy_Girl 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:02

Really? Goths? And here I was thinking that it was all the murders, rapists, human and drug traffickers, gangs, dictatorships, racial supremacists, and in general- all the other people in this world who prey off of the weak. I had no idea that it was some sort of subculture clique's fault! Wowee!