Miscellaneous: Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film...

By comet5002 - 09/09/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Kylias 6

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:16

No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.

SlightlyGPirate 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:15

oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face

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oohlalaura 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:21

what a piece of shit! But don't those Starbucks cups have a plastic top?

drummer_dude 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:25

Wow, he doesn't know what he's talking about. I know loads of goths (being a mosher myself XD) and we never do ANYTHING bad, its always gangsters and chavs you hear about. But still though, hope you set him straight.

drummer_dude 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:27

Correction win. :P

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:40

It would have been okay to kill him since he was on borrowed time anyways.

Subjectzero 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:48

I'd have called him a ****** and stolen his hearing aids. that was totally uncalled for.

Egotistical 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:51

I would have spat on him repeatedly. Then thrown my drink in his wrinkled face. Ughhh. Old people these days have no respect for the youth. We are the people coming up with new shit to cure diseases that you get as you age. I hope I never become a prick like him. Most goth people at my school are amazing and less judgemental than my friends. People are just bastards. Goths put up with so much shit for being "different." I couldn't do it. Goths rock. And this is all coming from a cheerleader. Who cares if he paid $5 for a cup of coffee???it's his money. Unless you gave the money to him STFU

inkedgeek 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 19:20

you should have bent him over and fisted him until he puked. Then stole his social security check to buy more coffee.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 19:20

i wouldve thrown my drink in his face. and WIN! #16: religion is why all this bad shit happens. almost every war in the history of the world is started because of religious differences.