By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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idl3mind 0

I've had a crush on my dentist's dental asst for years.

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lil00shadow 0

some old creepy guy sticking metal on my teeth turns me on too

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think that's the whole story. How would you feel if you got a boner while watching a Holocaust movie? Would it just be about the boner then?

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LilSideTwerk 0

Lol dhats Too qross' lol why am I typing like that? haha but seriously that gross/Nasty!!

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k99 5

Don't worry OP, you're probably just a masochist. It happens more often then you think. The gender, attractiveness, and relationship with your dentist are all key factors I want to know. It's like a crappy soap opera! " Will the Dentist reciprocate Op's feelings? Will the dentist be swayed from monogamy from his/her husband/wife? Will the Op's teeth ever be fixed?! Find out next time on Day's Of Our teeth!"

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KRS_13 0

So...you like hands in your mouth? I do too! We have something in common :D

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