By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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Holyfukers 2

Dude... you need a healthy dose of some sexual action my friend

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awkwardaredevil 5

It happens to the best of us.

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alo2147 0

your not the only one bro that shit happened to me when I still had my braces, pretty embarrassing...

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jazzybaby179 22

Pop goes the boner??

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Zoranius 6

Now you know you like things in your mouth ;)

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FMtechL 0

Nothing wrong with popping a stiffy...

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TheHardwick3 7

Lol I just moderated a FML that said 'I was tightening braces and the guy got a boner'

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