Health: Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I...

By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Brianna Weltmire - 08/04/2012 05:13 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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Sunday 28 April 2013 16:44

What's her problem...jeez

Ambient25 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 16:45

You must have had a HUGE, Osmosis Jones style pimple to elicit that reaction....

Comments

NewYorkTaxi 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 16:58

That is... wrong. 1. She filmed you without your permission. 2. She found you popping a pimple funny. I'll never forget that time someone filmed me picking my nose. It's annoying, and a violation of privacy. FYL

Samuraiguy 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 18:39

In any public place, a picture can be legally taken, as an officer, I'm sorry to pop your bubble.

allliseee 8

Monday 29 April 2013 1:18

stop picking your nose dude.

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 28 April 2013 16:58

What is it about being in a car that makes people think they're invisible? If everyone can see what you're doing, someone is going to find it funny or video worthy.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:01

You should've written down her license plate . FHL for not having something better to do.

rg350dx 29

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:10

I fail to see the practical use of writing her license plate # down. You cant report her to the authorities for being a bitch.. Unless you plan on using that information to find out where she is and video tape her popping pimples in her house or something. Although I'm pretty sure that borderlines stalking.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 20:34

Well, that way they could track the lady down and make her erase the video. I don't know if I am wrong, but I think it is ilegal to record someone without their consent, and OP didn't seem like she enjoyed it.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 20:49

Well, apparently it's legal. The more you know. FYL, OP.

Samuraiguy 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 21:23

Public place, not illegal. Tough shit lol I can take pix of you in ur yard and u can't do anything. Unless say u have a fence that is meant for privacy which is have to tiptoe to reach. Then it's illegal

Fmlano 16

Monday 29 April 2013 0:23

Interesting.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:05

Wow what a bitch... If she feels that she has the right to laugh at other people's imperfections then she must be perfect *sarcasm *

ama87 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:06

You were simply "scratching" your face with two fingers, same as Jerry was just "scratching" his nose...

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:21

She wants to take after your ways!

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:23

I wonder why she thought it was THAT funny>.

kiki_1070 22

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:23

Maybe she has a secret grudge on you?

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 28 April 2013 19:04

Yes, because we all know the random person in the car next to you at a stop light secretly wants to ruin your life, take your job, and sleep with your significant other.