Miscellaneous: Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and...

By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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Bath bomb

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 11:01

Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Hard work

By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Friday 12 December 2014 1:17

I read the first line as, "I pooped in the shower..." I wasn't totally wrong.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 12 December 2014 1:19

I read this as "I popped in the shower," and thought, "What the hell???"

Comments

carolyn_m 19

Friday 12 December 2014 1:38

I thought you said pooped in the shower and I was like...

usmcmischief 9

Friday 12 December 2014 1:40

Shit. I voted YDI because I read "pooped" instead of "popped". Whoops.

annarcheer 19

Friday 12 December 2014 2:12

our pool for swim had a sewage leak and it was so gross and smelled way to bad. I feel you.

cdawg69 10

Friday 12 December 2014 3:54

first world problems.....

feven 32

Friday 12 December 2014 2:27

How attractive ?

laurenswims13 24

Friday 12 December 2014 2:29

I thought this said I pooped in the shower, and has to read it 3 times before realizing ?

SillyBeanie 8

Friday 12 December 2014 2:40

If only you could take a shower to wash it off...sorry OP hope it'll get fixed soon in the mean time try to take one at family's or a friends house :)

MandieL 27

Friday 12 December 2014 3:03

I always end up cold when walking out of the shower :( but ya, fyl, that sucks dood.

Joshery 14

Friday 12 December 2014 3:30

Ok, ask the neighbor if you can use theirs...if they let you in their house

val_is_lame97 12

Friday 12 December 2014 3:41

well shit.

ARetardedSeal 24

Friday 12 December 2014 3:59

That's extremely bad, a back flow of drainage got into your water supply system. You need to get that fixed asap. When you describe your issue tell whoever it is that its a possible cross connection/back flow. Or at least have an inspection done to determine the actual because