Miscellaneous: Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover."...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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Facebook's cesspit

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 22:52 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML

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Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:40

You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.

pandabearsmiles 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:50

You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.

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bannedforlife 0

Friday 20 May 2011 23:14

Even if it were true, don't post that shit on FB. Don't you know that potential employers check you out online?

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:44

what a fag, go get a life

3dolla3dolla 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:58

lol thats what facebook will do to you. u deserved it! just for having ur grandma as a fb friend haha

dansco 24

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:58

Loser! Why lie? At least do it properly if you are... You've woke up in Sweden with a massive hangover abs no memory lol

RMC000 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:54

Example # 7290 of why grandparents should not have Facebook profiles.

SlickRoach 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:42

Ahh Facebook, a drama filled, ignorance induced, popularity contest. The term "Social Networking" has gone out the window since then..

dubstepp 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:53

Haha that's funny your a loser

Daviddwd 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:40

u added ur gramma!? wait I did too. nvm

krista2009 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:38

wow dumb why lie about that

gigglepuff 3

Monday 20 June 2011 9:01

Hahaha FYL I find it hilarious that ur grandma busted you.. YDI XD....for even having a fb....on the plus side....your grandma made u look like a complete troll...grandma-WINNING LMMFAO.