Miscellaneous: Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest...

FML for mobile
Free

By 3LLI0TT - 06/10/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 284

You deserved it 33 842

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 355

You deserved it 2 126

By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 146

You deserved it 45 367

By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 518

You deserved it 19 568

By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 994

You deserved it 11 766

Doodle

By Busted - 12/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 825

You deserved it 42 942

Gas giant

By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 398

You deserved it 47 258

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 150

You deserved it 10 657

By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 615

You deserved it 335

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 362

You deserved it 7 780

By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 863

You deserved it 11 074

tinuelena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:38

I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:27

At least your band has chemistry?

Comments

kaztor 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:07

Damn that sucks dude.. But your teacher taught you a valuable lesson not to do that shit in his class.. "Chemical changes".. Lol, that's sort of ironic.

Flutist 3

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:05

Its not the teachers business to make sure you pay attention. If someone doesn't pay attention but is being quiet then I don't see what the big deal is. The teacher has no right to set someone's property on fire. Might I recommend writing a new song called Chemical Change.

omgwtf99 13

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:27

serves u right for not paying attention

cyberpimp 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 13:10

Wow. And you were too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

EmilyCecile 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:14

that is y u make it look like u r doing work or taking notes

nutmeg2x4 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:52

Ahhhhh man that sucks,I feel for you.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:54

that sucks

BB14_fml 0

Monday 23 January 2012 8:43

OMG WHAT A DICK!!!!!!!!! IM SORRY BUT THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IM A SONG/POEM WRITER MYSELF AND WHEN INSPIRATION HITS YOU YOU JUST GOTTA WRITE IT DOWN THAT GUY IS JUST A TOOL.