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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

Comments

themilkycow 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:17

man, if only your dick was as big as that

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:04

OH GOD IT'S TRUE. IS THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS MADNESS?

MacG 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:53

hahahahahahah you tried to be funny but failed, but not really.. because now everybody is laughing at you^^ hahahaa

jmrjmr 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:28

press shift and it will be normal

naaaaaaaaagz 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:29

Holding the shift key does not help if he has a Mac. Having Caps Lock on and holding shift will still type in all caps.

Ihatecupcakes17 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:58

You can not edit the todAy part on an fml. This is fake and ******* stupid

Medosopher 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:18

A WHILE BACK, IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO. IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.

violetsweety 26

Friday 25 March 2011 3:30

IKR!! THIS PROBLEM NEVER GOES AWAY!! JUST LIVE WITH IT!

yankee805 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:33

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

loulou616 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:46

that's awesome lol

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