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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

Comments

Madstar744 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:53

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLOLOLOLOL!

Madstar744 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:57

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLOLOLOLOL! Also I think we all doubt that you've tried everything... How about shift or restarting your computer? Silly silly.

iMuffinTop 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:25

How did you get the "today" in caps? You'd have to backspace and retype it in caps...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 8 April 2011 19:51

No... when you submit an FML, you have to type the "Today," and the "FML" part yourself. Nothing shows up automatically for you.

iMuffinTop 0

Friday 8 April 2011 20:31

Ok sorry I'm on iPhone version and it does it for you.

WhateverFloatsYo 0

Friday 8 April 2011 20:38

yeah on the iPhone app for fml it is like that..

Rainbowjumper0 12

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:32

TODAY WHEN I READ THIS FML IN MY HEAD IT SOUNDED LIKE THE VOICE WAS YELLING.

kodi93 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:40

liar. you couldn't write periods when caps lock is on

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:22

Er, yes you can. You're thinking of the shift key, they're different things on a computer keyboard.

pinkdancemusic 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:54

By everything you mean pressing cap locks again? YDI dumb ass

GamerGirl22 2

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:27

They said the button was stuck....so that wouldn't have worked either way.

rallets 22

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:57

its really not that odd of a reason

mthal 0

Friday 22 April 2011 1:54

hmm funny that your dots are not influented with caps ;)

survivalist 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:06

fake. getalife

sana2014 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:17

hold shift!

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