cat.exe

By Caci Johnson - 15/10/2017 04:30

Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
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RichardPencil 30

All you’d need to do is turn off the Cat-Activated Puke System (CAPS) Lock key.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

you could try ripping the keys out and using an air compressor or a cloth with a bit of rubbing alcohol or mineral oil to clean under the keys. if your desperate for a replacement keybored most stores carry $15 logitech boards.

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piinksock 17

1. How didn't you smell the cat sick earlier? 2. Could you not have quickly brought a cheap replacement keyboard?

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evilplatypus 38

Cat puke often doesn't have much smell. I used to work at a shelter and that was just about the only thing that didn't stink to high heaven there.

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RichardPencil 30

All you’d need to do is turn off the Cat-Activated Puke System (CAPS) Lock key.

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clair_brodie 35

Did you try unplugging it and taking the keys off with a paper clip to clean it or try to type with cat gunk?

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justgotosleep 11

I know how it feels when you have to rush an “essay”, so sorry about the retard caused by the cat.

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katluvr 22

$10 will get you a working keyboard, just plug it into a USB port. Also, brush your cats too remove excess fur and/or feed them a better quality food to reduce vomiting.

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Dave_Davington 33

I guess you're going to have to cough up for a new keyboard.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

I'm currently using a Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition Chroma V2(yellow switch edition) and id definitely recommend it as a replacement, razers store,amazon, and newegg all carry them and frequently have sales and promotions. razer has a few decent boards anywhere from $50-500cad

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davecross 11

Is your nose broken? Why didn't you investigate the new weird smell in your house/apt

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